Merry Christmas from The Griswolds
"We're gonna to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas!"
"I don't know what else to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"Burn some dust. Eat my rubber."
"Merry Christmas! Sh%*ter Was Full!"
"Save The Neck For Me Clark."
"Hallelujah! Holy S#@*! Where's The Tylenol?"
"You Serious Clark?"